Today I...

...rescued a young snapping turtle. He was on the side of a highway in my town, far away from any visible water source. I was very worried about his safety. I quickly scooped him up and deposited him in the back seat of my car. I picked up my husband, and we drove the turtle to a local pond. We have affectionately named him Ted. Wherever he is, I hope little Ted is happy and well.

p.s. The slow cooker has nothing to do with Ted.